The Empire of The Fair and Free Jekka is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Augulav Danunceia with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.493 billion Jekkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maple Crescent. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Jekkan economy, worth 389 trillion Crupeis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,464 Crupeis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fair and Free Jekka's national animal is the Horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Jekanotism.

The Fair and Free Jekka is ranked 138,000^th in the world and 63^rd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Populations, with 3.49 billion capita.